encourage:

Me in the morning 

image

(Source: encourage, via seventeeneblack)


yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

(via neltfix)


jakeenglish:

jakeenglish:

My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness

i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job

(via seventeeneblack)


jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to

(Source: jonasbrothers, via seventeeneblack)


sorry:

one day i’m going to rule the world, but until then you’ll find me in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist

(via momcrotch)


saki-hyuuga:

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

(Source: pyonkotchi, via spicy-vagina-tacos)


cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg

(Source: muusudgoi, via spicy-vagina-tacos)


aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via stylinsoney)


one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

(via stylinsoney)


(via exames)


uglyandheartless:

the sun wasn’t rising on this side but I like this pic better than all the rest

(via bl-y)


lemmeearyasaypayno:

Jimmy Fallon and his One Direction/Harry Styles obsession

(Source: lemmehearyasaypayno, via larrysbellybutton)


fallen-inspiration:

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

LAWD

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via shakespearethehiddleston)


So this happened at Subway the other day


Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:  
Sandwich Artist:  Who's that guy?
Me:  Um... John Green.
Sandwich Artist:  I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
Me:  No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
Sandwich Artist:  oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: lewky, via shakespearethehiddleston)