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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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pungallery:

95laughingtacos:

darkromanek:

Mormon Missionary Positions

I don’t understand the 3rd position but okay

try to understand it, it’ll give you a wonderful view as the top


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montereybayaquarium:

You otter been there for Gidget’s sixth birthday party! We celebrated with—what else? An ice cake! Gidget was found stranded on Morro Strand State Beach in San Luis Obispo in 2008 as a 10-week-old, and was reared behind the scenes.

Learn how we’re helping save sea otters

And happy #LaborDay!


makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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terezi-pie-rope:

hdawg1995 :

was chowder even real

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not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

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cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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all right, you’ve convinced me. 

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sosuperawesome:

Gemma Correll, on Tumblr

Shop

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jayywhizzle:

espressonist:

rejennerate:

superwholock-ismy-design:

rainbow-femme:

gallifrey-feels:

distraction:

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

bad screenwriters

John Green

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john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

Thank you

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skvwalker:

Oh!- It’s like gasoline!

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